10 signs you drink to much coffee

[caffeine82]

There you go

1. On your last trip to Colombia you smuggled back coffee, not cocain.
2. Jaun Valdez sends you a Christmas card
3. You have not stood still since that time you got stoned in college. And you enjoyed all three seconds of it
4. You move and the Starbucks in your old neighborhood closes down after only a week.
5. You carry pictures of your coffee pot and coffee mug with you in your wallet.
6. You walk down the street and get a speeding ticket
7. You name your children Jaun, Valdez, Macchiatto, Latte and Joe
8. When the line at Starbucks is more than three deep; you suffer withdrawl.
9. You can only watch t.v. in fast-forward mode.
10. You chanel surf and you don't own a remote.

[helena]

I guess, the 4th sign is about me. I really think I'm the only person buying coffee in a store near to me cause every time I go there, I see that all goods are on-site and the vendor always greets me with a big smile I'm afraid they will become bankrupt if I ever decide to move

[paula]

LOL! 5. You carry pictures of your coffee pot and coffee mug with you in your wallet.

I don't do this but I always carry my coffee mug with me when I have to leave somewhere, despite that it is already very old and ugly

[Nicky]

=)
I have boyfriend. His name is Jacob! Like Jacobs Coffee

[Robusto]

Too funny, LOL. And a lot of it is true

[driven]

Wait I am confused... I thought that Juan Valdez sent everyone a Christmas card! And the incident at Starbucks was not my fault... the lady in front of me did not know how to order coffee!!!

[Mulderr]

Number 1 is all me!! I'm absolutely addicted to the stuff. Customs knows me well and doesn't even question me anymore. They just shake their heads and give me 12 step literature.

[CoffeeLover]

9. You can only watch t.v. in fast-forward mode.

I watch TV everytime in this mode =)
cause there is nothing interesting on my box. Only sports. What for I pay for my cable tv?