A fairy tale

[maria]

Let's start a tale about our coffee bean present everywhere on the forum and the site. I'll be the first:
There was a coffee bean family who had a coffee bean son. let's call him bean, Mr Bean So one day when he grew up, he told his parents: "I'm gonna entertain people around the world and tell them the story of a bean!"....
Who's next?

[peter]

....And I'm going to gather as many facts about coffee as possible, so that I know more than anyone around about it. And when I know this all, I'll create a site of my own (the story happened those days)....

[paul77]

No sooner said than done. And the Bean started travelling around the world and began learning from others and teaching another people from the whole Universe...

[michael]

And as he travelled, his wisdom grew up and he realized one day he's ready to settle down for a site...

[killer666]

But in the world there was a financial crisis and 2012 approached.
You know this is a doomsday!...

[ginga]

And Mr. bean lost all his money.. His bank account was blocked due to negative balance... His wife left him as he was poor now...

[killer666]

And at this time there was a casting in reality show "from loosers to macho"!!!

[SanchoPancho]

He queued up to this show. Also he scratched behind an ear and in his left eye

[killer666]

his turn has approached...
Jury have started to ask him silly questions

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[peter]

But he carried all before one and gained back his former glory and respect.

[CrazyBaby]

then Mr.Bean decided to go to glamour beer bar

[SanchoPancho]

Mr.Bean sits, drinks beer and recollects past times.

then the objective of video camera turns to an entrance door of a bar...

The Mr. Beans heart begins to knock faster... he turns his head to the door.... and he sees beautiful, angelic, sexy...

[CoffeeLover]

Miss Grain!!!
Glamour handbag, stylish hairdress, gentle perfume aroma and short skirt... Yes, all those present turn one's face towards her!!!!!!

[CrazyBaby]

only our Bean didnt turn around to see her. he is real cool man

[CoffeeLover]

.........
There is silence ... as if this "serial" was closed and without ending!
or all beans are on leave?

I want continuation.

[Nicky]

... or he became the gay
well... she go to bar rack and order one martini with olive...

[CoffeeLover]

... and NOW the final of this story!!!...
Don't miss it!!!

... Then she unbuttoned her jacket. ... took a sip of martini. After few minutes she kissed Mr Bean (***as adults***) and exploded herself and all bar with customers.

The End!!!
and who listened it - this is good

[Nicky]

wow... this is the end??? I didn't expect it!!!

but may be someone could survive?

[Nawleen]

There was movement in the shattered mess of the explosion. Could it be that someone survived? Out crawled Mr Bean. He felt different maybe it was due to the flames. He had been roasted after all. He had a new smell and was sure this was the beginning of a new adventure.

[killer666]

Wow... Oh My GOD!!!
New "script writer" is here =) Welcome

the second season
ok. lets start new story!